Stuff to Expect (If I post them I’m more likely to actually /do/ them)

  • Cap is Back (and he didn’t skip leg day)
  • Winter Soldier smoothie
  • RunLock 2 
  • other stuff

Yeahhhh

lalondes:

If you are experiencing depression or considering suicide, there are people who are ready and willing to help.

  • Suicide Hotline: 1-800-SUICIDE (2433) – Can use in US, U.K., Canada and Singapore
  • Suicide Crisis Line: 1-800-999-9999
  • National Suicide Prevention Helpline: 1-800-273-TALK (8245)
  • National Adolescent Suicide Helpline: 1-800-621-4000
  • Postpartum Depression: 1-800-PPD-MOMS
  • NDMDA Depression Hotline – Support Group: 1-800-826-3632
  • Veterans: 1-877-VET2VET
  • Crisis Help Line – For Any Kind of Crisis: 1-800-233-4357
  • Suicide & Depression Crisis Line – Covenant House: 1-800-999-9999
  • Survivors of Bereavement by Suicide: (UK only) 0844-561-6855
  • Beyondblue info line: (Australia only) 1300-22-4636
  • 24/7 Crisis Line:(Canada only) 905-522-1477
  • Lifeline Australia: 13-11-14

Youth & Teen Hotlines:

  • National Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663
  • Youth America Hotline: 1-877-YOUTHLINE (1-877-968-8454)
  • Covenant House Nine-Line (Teens): 1-800-999-9999
  • Boys Town National: 1-800-448-3000
  • Teen Helpline: 1-800-400-0900
  • TeenLine: 1-800-522-8336
  • Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663 or 1-800-422-0009
  • Runaway Support (All Calls are Confidential): 800-231-694
  • National Runaway Hotline: (US only) 1800-231-6946
  • Child Helpline: (UK Only) 0800-111
  • Kids Helpline: (Australia) 1800-55-1800
  • Youth to Youth: (UK only) 020-8896-3675
  • Kids Help Phone Canada: 1800-688-6868
  • National Youth Crisis Hotline:(US only) 800-442-442-4673

You’re not alone.

(Source: scenicroutes)

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sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

chris pratt should get this quote tattoo’d on his abs

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sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

chris pratt should get this quote tattoo’d on his abs

fitnessforfandoms:

Every Time:
Someone names an actual norse god- crunches (10x)
Thunder/lightning- push ups (15x)
We see Heimdall’s eyes- jumping jacks (40x)
you hear ‘Jotunheim’- squats (20x)
you hear ‘Bifrost’- mountain climbers (15x each side)
Mjolnir flies- plank (30 seconds or for duration of flight {whichever is longest})
Someone mentions research- hip thrusts (15x)
Loki smiles- Bicycle crunch (15x each side)
mention or sight of a horse {number of legs doesn’t matter}- side crunches (10x each side)
A character lies- tricep dips (15x, 20x if it’s Loki)
Feel free to be a bit extreme with this one…bring out that inner god.

fitnessforfandoms:

Every Time:

Someone names an actual norse god- crunches (10x)

Thunder/lightning- push ups (15x)

We see Heimdall’s eyes- jumping jacks (40x)

you hear ‘Jotunheim’- squats (20x)

you hear ‘Bifrost’- mountain climbers (15x each side)

Mjolnir flies- plank (30 seconds or for duration of flight {whichever is longest})

Someone mentions research- hip thrusts (15x)

Loki smiles- Bicycle crunch (15x each side)

mention or sight of a horse {number of legs doesn’t matter}- side crunches (10x each side)

A character lies- tricep dips (15x, 20x if it’s Loki)

Feel free to be a bit extreme with this one…bring out that inner god.

fitnessforfandoms:

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Swimming is a very unique form of exercise because it is aquatic, and you really don’t feel like you are doing much. I must now jump on the opportunity be all annoying and rant a bit about the beauty of swimming.

You burn about 300 calories in one hour of swimming (breaststroke). Water has roughly 12 times more resistance on all sides than air does, therefore, your body has to work much harder to do EVERYTHING. Swimming is also easier on the joints (especially the legs) than running, and is much safer for people with asthma or other respiratory problems. 

Here’s a link to some alternative exercises (meaning: not swimming laps) to do in a pool: http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/workout/lose-weight/total-body/pool-workout

My personal favorite part of swimming is that it let’s me be outside in the summer without sweating through my bra. If you sweat in a pool, you honestly can’t tell, and the water is much cooler than the hotter-than-hell air outside. It is the best form of relief for people who don’t enjoy sweating through their bras. (Still remember to stay hydrated.)

If you seriously need any more convincing, just remember that Benedict swims to prep for Sherlock.

I ate a very good diet, did a lot of swimming, a bit of running, some Bikram yoga and I learned a bit of the violin. 

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Conclusion: Swimming is sexy

Have Fun 

Doing laps can be tedious and miserable. If you find yourself just floating around or getting bored, don’t be afraid to have some goofy time.

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Pretend you’re a waterbender or that you need to save some tragically water-logged race with The Doctor. Pretend that Benedict is in the pool (man, that could sound a bit pervy), or you’re trying to elude Moriarty, ANYTHING. Don’t let yourself get bored or give up. 

Invite some friends for a nerdy pool outing or swim alone. I also love having a projector setup for movie marathon/night swimming time. Whatever it takes to make sure you have a decent time. 

In Review

Swimming= sexy

being bored= bad

Breanna= really obsessed with BC

It’s just in! 

Masturbation can be very good for you!!!

That release of hormones about twice a week (who took the time to count?) is great for your mind and body. 

Wank away, my ducklings. Wank away.

asker
When I work out I do cardio while watching tv, and I do jogging during the show and running during the commercials. Is that a good workout routine?

That’s actually a good one, yes. 

If it’s the only chance you get to squeeze in a workout, it’s a GREAT routine. 

:D

I recently started following SebStans trainer for The Winter Soldier on Instagram.
It’s actually very interesting.
I’m mostly using it for inspiration and eye-candy.

I recently started following SebStans trainer for The Winter Soldier on Instagram.
It’s actually very interesting.
I’m mostly using it for inspiration and eye-candy.

Part of the reason I haven’t been posting much is because I’ve been busy with work and school

But this worksheet (that was part of a class) may come in handy for people who are trying to start a workout routine or change things up.

Developing an Exercise Program for Cardiorespiratory Endurance
 
1. Goals. List goals for your cardiorespiratory endurance exercise program. Your goals can be specific or general, short or long term. In the first section, include specific, measurable goals that you can use to track the progress of your fitness program. These goals might be things like raising your cardiorespiratory fitness rating from fair to good or swimming laps for 30 minutes without resting. In the second section, include long-term and more qualitative goals, such as improving self-confidence and reducing your risk for chronic disease.
 
Specific Goals: Current Status                                                               Final Goals
_________________________________          _______________________________________
_________________________________          _______________________________________
_________________________________          _______________________________________
_________________________________          _______________________________________
 
Other goals:
___________________________________________         ________________________________
___________________________________________         ________________________________
 
2. Type of Activities. Choose one or more endurance activities for your program. These can include any activity that uses large-muscle groups, can be maintained continuously, and is rhythmic and aerobic in nature. Examples include walking, jogging, cycling, group exercise such as aerobic dance, rowing, rope skipping, stair-climbing, cross-country skiing, swimming, skating, and endurance game activities such as soccer and tennis. Choose activities that are both convenient and enjoyable. Fill in the activity names on the program plan.
 
3. Frequency. On the program plan, fill in how often you plan to participate in each activity; the ACSM recommends participating in cardiorespiratory endurance exercise 3–5 days per week.
 
Program Plan
Type of Activity                                                          Frequency (Check X)                 Intensity (bpm)                   Time
 
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4. Intensity. Determine your exercise intensity using one of the following methods, and enter it on the program plan. Begin your program at a lower intensity and slowly increase intensity as your fitness improves, so select a range of intensities for your program.
a. Target heart rate zone: Calculate target heart rate zone in beats per minute and then calculate the corresponding 10-second exercise count by dividing the total count by 6. For example, the 10-second exercise counts corresponding to a target heart rate zone of 122–180 bpm would be 20–30 beats.
 
Maximum heart rate: 220 – age (yrs) = _______bpm
Maximum Heart Rate Method
 
65% training intensity = _________bpm X .65 = _____bpm
                  maximum heart rate
 
 
90% training intensity = _________bpm X .90 = _____bpm
                  maximum heart rate
Target heart rate zone  _____to_____bpm                10-second count = _____ to ______
 
5. Time Duration ) A total time of 20–60 minutes is recommended; your duration of exercise will vary with intensity. For developing cardiorespiratory endurance, higher-intensity activities can be performed for a shorter duration; lower intensities require a longer duration. Enter a duration (or a range of duration) on the program plan.